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How I Masturbate Without Dirty Thoughts and Porn

My Step by Step Guide to Mindful Masturbation (for all Sexes) that will Keep Your Orgasm for Hours.

It all started from a debate with a Christian guy. This brother told me he feels guilty for masturbating. He was disgusted by his web browser, one tab with Bible Gateway on, and another incognito tab with Porn Hub on.

I said you can masturbate without porn. He was very quick to dismiss my insane idea, “It’s not possible, I’ve been doing that since I was 13.”

Silly man, how do you think our ancestors masturbated in the past? Before the invention of technology and even words? Did they just go and peek others bathing whilst jerking off? Perhaps, but obviously, they also just did it themselves (remember they had a lot more free time than we do now)! Our mind is a powerful one, and please never underestimate the libido of your body.

He said, “But there’s still dirty imagination. The bible says it’s still a sin to look at women lustfully.” (It’s Matthew 5:28 if you must know)

So I placed a moneyless bet with him (because Christians don’t gamble) that I can get to climax without porn and dirty thoughts.

Here’s how it went for me and why I don’t even bother to masturbate any other way again.

I only need three things to get ready: pillows, duvet and privacy. Right now, I’m sitting up, leaning on my mountain of pillows. I’m writing on my laptop, which is above my duvet over my legs. My masturbation position is pretty much the same position as my writing position, minus the laptop.

Find what feels good. You might even need some music, candles, in a bubble bath, with a glass of champagne, whatever you like!

For guys, you would also want to have some tissues or a towel within reach. trust me you don’t want to walk to the loo for it, it spoils the after joy.

I can guarantee you that most people don’t know what works for them. They might have seen some movies (like American Pie), have a vague concept about what masturbation is, think there’s…

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